John was travelling down a country road in his local farming area when he saw a crowd of people gathering outside a farmhouse. It was a cold July afternoon, so he stopped and asked Farmer Mick why such a large crowd of men was gathered there.
The farmer replied, ‘Bazza’s donkey kicked his mother-in-law and she died.’
‘Well, ‘replied the man, ‘She must have had a lot of friends.’
‘Nope, ‘said Farmer Mick.’ We all just want to buy his donkey.’
Do you have a Pen?
Sally was in a Pub when a sleazy man walked over to the bar and pinched her bum. He then demanded, “Give us your number, sexy.”
Sally replied, “Have you got a pen?”
He smiled greedily and said, “Yes.”
She smiled sweetly and then replied, “Well you better get back to it, before the farmer notices you’re missing.”
A man is driving down a country road, when he spots a farmer standing in the middle of a huge field of grass. He pulls the car over to the side of the road and notices that the farmer is just standing there, doing nothing, looking at nothing.
The man gets out of the car, walks all the way out to the farmer and asks him,
“Ah excuse me mate, but what are you doing?”
The farmer replies, “I’m trying to win a Nobel Prize.”
“How?” asks the man, puzzled.