Did you hear about the magic tractor? It turned into a paddock.
Red sky at night: shepherd’s delight. Blue sky at night: day.
What do you call a cow with a twitch? Beef Jerky.
Someone asked me what my angle was on agriculture. I said I’m pro tractor.
Why did the farmer plant light bulbs? He wanted to grow a power plant.
Farming requires lots of water – most of it in the form of perspiration.
What lives in winter, dies in summer, and grows with its root upward? An icicle.
Did you hear about the farmer who fed crayons to his chickens? He wanted them to lay coloured eggs.
Did you know…?
Depending on which state you live in, wearing pink hot pants after midday on a Sunday or riding a goat could be illegal.
The first Police Force in Australia was made up of the most well-behaved convicts