What do you get when you cross a cow and an octopus?
A call from the ethics committee and immediate revocation of your grant funding.
Wanna know the last thing my grandpa said before he kicked the bucket? “Wonder how far I can kick this bucket”.
The other day, my wife asked me to pass her lipstick but I accidentally passed her a glue stick. She still isn’t talking to me.
-Have you heard of Murphy’s Law?
-Yes, anything can go wrong will go wrong
-What’s about Cole’s law?
-It’s a thin-slice cabbage dripped in mayonnaise and sour cream
I have a Polish friend who’s a sound technician. Oh, and a Czech one too. Czech one too. Czech one too.
My grandad has the heart of a lion and a life time ban from the zoo.
What’s it called when you put a cow in an elevator? Raising the steaks.
Police were called to a day-care yesterday, where a 2-year-old was resisting a rest.
There was a record-breaking earthquake in WA this week. I’m glad my music is stored digitally.